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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪

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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪

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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

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♪ Like maybe ♪

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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪

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Hey!

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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

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It's over here!

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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

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♪ Painting a continent ♪

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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

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Phineas!

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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

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Come on, Perry!

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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[Dad] You know, kids,
this theater was built

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over 70 years ago
in this Neo-Egyptian style.

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And apparently there used to be a whole
pharaoh's tomb display

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with a mummy in a sarcophagus.

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I mean, you couldn't pick a better place
to watch a classic, old mummy movie.

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There's an inscription here.

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An incantation of some sort.

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"Owah Tagu Siam."

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Dad, where do you find a mummy?

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Hidden deep in the bowels of the pyramids.

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-[cell phone rings]
-Oops, better put this on vibrate.

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The incantation will make the mummy
come to life

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and obey your commands.

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Well, beat me with a chicken.

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-Ow!
-[chicken clucks]

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[fighting]

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-[explorer] Stop!
-Cool.

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Dad, is it hard to get into a pyramid?

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Yes, indeed.

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Often you had to negotiate
various booby traps

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that were set centuries before.

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You ridiculous mummy.

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You've just tripped one
of your own booby traps.

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She's gonna blow!

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[screaming]

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Awesome booby trap!

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Ferb, we should get our own mummy.

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♪ Ba da ba ba da bah ♪

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♪ Let me tell you about my buddy ♪

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♪ He's 3,000 years old ♪

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♪ He's wrapped in bandages
And covered in moldy debris ♪

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♪ My undead mummy and me ♪

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♪ Mm-hmm ♪

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♪ If a bully ever tries
To poke me in the eye ♪

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♪ I'll introduce him
To my decomposing guy and he'll flee ♪

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♪ From my undead mummy and me ♪

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[blows nose]

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♪ All the kids at school
Are going to have a conniption ♪

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♪ When they get a load
Of my funky Egyptian emcee ♪

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[scratches record]

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♪ My undead mummy and me ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Undead mummy and me ♪

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That would be awesome.

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-Dad, can we...
-[snores]

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Come on, Ferb, we'll be back
before he wakes up.

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Oh, those bozos aren't pulling anything
on my watch!

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[grunts]

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Hey, Ferb, where's Perry?

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Good morning, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again.

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It appears that he's purchased
a string of odd items.

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"One pound of blood sausage--"

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Uh, that's my grocery list.

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Here it is. "One magnet,

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one map of the city's drainage pipes,
and two tons of scrap metal."

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It's in your hands now, Agent P.

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Over and out.

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♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

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♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

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[computer] Dive. Dive. Dive.

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[crash]

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[metal scraping]

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Mr. Employee, sir,
where's the mummy exhibit?

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Manager assistance requested.

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Yes?

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These boys want to know
where the mummy exhibit is.

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It's in storage. In the basement.

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Guess who's going to the basement!

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Uh, excuse me. Where are the restrooms?

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Manager assistance requested.

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Yes?

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There they go.

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Look! Pith helmets!

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We must be going the right way.

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Say something pithy.

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That's it, I'm calling Dad.

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[phone vibrating]

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[laughs]

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Oh...

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Oh, forget it. I'm going in myself.

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[screaming]

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Did you hear that? Maybe it's the mummy.

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[screaming]

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Ew, my shoe is all squishy.

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[rumbling]

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[clanking]

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Uh, Ferb, what are you doing?

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Whoa.

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Who knew looking for mummies
would be so much fun?

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Watch this.

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Ugh!

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Hey, Ferb, this was our first booby trap.

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Whoo! Hey, look. Storage. We're here.

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Oh, when I catch them...

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-[gasps]
-[clanking]

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[screaming]

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[clang]

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Oh, give me a break!

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[ding]

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[ding]

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[elevator music playing]

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[gasps]

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[screaming]

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[screaming]

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[crash]

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Bubblegum?

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Oh, really old, stale bubblegum.

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[growls]

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[horror music]

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Phineas!

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[Doofenshmirtz humming]

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Almost done.
Just this one more little bit.

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[whoosh]

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Perry the Platypus.

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As usual, your timing is incredible.

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And by incredible, of course I mean,
completely credible!

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No use, Perry the Platypus.

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I made this out of something
that cannot be penetrated!

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Pure evil!

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And a blend of space-aged polymers.

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You see, Perry the Platypus,
I'm going to unleash the water

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being held by this dam
into that huge drainage pipe

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that leads directly to the ocean.

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The additional water will raise
the sea level by 2%,

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and then my property one block
from the shoreline

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will become beachfront property!

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[cackles]

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And to release the water from the dam,
I've invented a ray, which attracts wood

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like a magnet attracts metal.

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The Wood-Inator!

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Which was almost complete
until you rudely interrupted me.

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Oh, look at this, Perry.
It's my paintbrush.

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You know, the one you knocked out
of my hand a few moments ago.

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Maybe you want to try to take it back
from me now, huh?

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Huh, you want to try? Ha ha ha!
Goodbye, Perry the Platypus.

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[cackling]

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Owah Tagu Siam!

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-[squeak]
-[air hissing]

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There's nothing down here
but fakey promotional lobby junk.

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For all we know, there might not even be
such thing as a mummy.

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Yeah, I'll be right with you.

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I mean--
[gasps]

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[muffled] Phineas.

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[screams]

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-[Candace grunting]
-[Egyptian guitar solo plays]

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[grunting]

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[Candace] Ah!

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[music stops]

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Wow, I didn't expect them to be so scary.

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I mean, can you imagine the angry,
twisted soul hidden under those bandages?

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Phineas!

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Makes me shudder.

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But you know what?

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We came down here looking for a mummy,
and I'm not leaving without one.

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Let's get him!

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[Egyptian guitar solo continues]

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[music stops]

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Hey, Ferb.

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We got our own mummy!

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Now, how are we going to get it home?

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And... finished!

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[beep]

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[chattering]

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[trilling]

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[drilling sound]

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♪ Perry! ♪

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It is working! Ha ha!

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This is functioning properly.

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[chattering]

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[gasps]
Perry the Platypus.

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You defeated my bubble of pure evil?

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Oh!

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Oh, no!

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What?

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Is my nose really that pointy?

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[screaming]

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Oh! No!

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[screaming]

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You know what this is?
Our second booby trap.

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-There you are, Perry.
-[chattering]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, yeah!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, yeah!

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Hey, Candace, you missed all the fun.

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Allow me to introduce our mummy.

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Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy?

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Mummy!

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Well, Mummy has supper
waiting for us at home.

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Candace, why are you all wet?

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[groans]

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You know, mummies had their brains
pulled out through their nose.

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[scoffs]
The lucky ones.

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[romantic music playing]

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[singing off-key]
I met my love in--

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Oh, boy, did that kid stink or what?

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But maybe you've got what it takes
to be...

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The Next Super American
Pop Teen Idol Star!

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Auditions open today
at the Googolplex mall

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in beautiful downtown Danville.

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Auditions? Today?

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Yes, today! At two o'clock sharp.

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I've gotta tell Stacy.

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Oh!

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That pop star stuff might be fun at first,
but then you'd be stuck in a dead-end job.

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Too bad you can't just do it once
and move on.

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Well, what you're talking about
is a one-hit wonder.

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A one-hit wonder? What's that?

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Well, a musical act
goes to the top of the charts

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with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics.

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♪ I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun ♪

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♪ She wants to have fun ♪

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[Mom] Then they throw a big diva tantrum,

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lose their label,
and they fade to obscurity.

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Before you know it, their song ends up
as elevator music.

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[elevator music playing]

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Years later they have a reunion concert.

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And after that, they never sing again,

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and no one remembers them.

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Heh. Not that I would know
anything about that.

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A one-hit wonder.

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

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[plays note]

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-Stacy, what am I going to sing?
-Hello? What are you going to wear?

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Hmm.

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What do you think?

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Too much.

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Too little. Ugh, too clean.

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Too dirty.

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Too street.

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Too goth.

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Where'd you get that?

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From my mom's closet. You like it?

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No, too retro.

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[buzzer]

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-[ding]
-Perfect!

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-Nice, huh?
-Yeah, you should've tried that on first.

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Let's go!

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Chicka, chicka, choo, wah.

263
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:33,253
Meaningless lyrics done.

264
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,088
How's the catchy tune coming along?

265
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,548
[plays piano note]

266
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,592
Excellent. We'll be done by lunch.

267
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,552
Hey, where'd Perry go?

268
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,305
[spy music plays]

269
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,892
[toilet flushes]

270
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,729
Hello? Hello?

271
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,939
Anybody there?

272
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,233
Oh! Good morning, Agent P.

273
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,235
We just received word
that Dr. Doofenshmirtz

274
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,029
has been buying up construction toys
at an alarming rate.

275
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,990
We need you to find out what he's up to
and put a stop to it.

276
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,952
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

277
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,703
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

278
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,622
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

279
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,290
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

280
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,595
♪ Perry! ♪

281
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,348
[Mom] We'll meet
back at the entrance in an hour.

282
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,349
Come on, Stacy!

283
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,644
We've gotta hurry so we can get a spot
in li-- ya, ya, ya.

284
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:31,895
[gasps]

285
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,189
I've never sang in front
of so many people.

286
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,732
Uh, Candace.

287
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,775
[gasps]

288
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,985
I can't do this.

289
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,737
Oh, yes, you can.
You're not a quitter, you're a fighter.

290
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:41,905
-I am?
-Sure you are.

291
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:44,199
You're a lean, mean, singing machine.

292
00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:45,909
[growls]

293
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:46,994
That's it! Yeah!

294
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,829
Now you're looking like a winner.

295
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,914
-[panting]
-Hey, Candace.

296
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,586
And that is what a gorilla looks like
when you try to take away his food.

297
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,129
Oh, hi, Jeremy.

298
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,630
Are you auditioning, too?

299
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,925
Nah. I came to see
this hot new band called PFT.

300
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,635
I downloaded their song this morning.

301
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,012
It's tight.

302
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,307
The hundredth contestant
gets to sing on stage with the band.

303
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,933
-Really?
-[bells dinging]

304
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,143
Hey, looks like that's you.

305
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,311
Congratulations!

306
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,563
You're the hundredth contestant.

307
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:15,731
[man over speaker]
Ladies and gentlemen,

308
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:19,067
this young lady has the honor
of singing on stage with PFT.

309
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,029
So now,
the band you've been waiting for...

310
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,198
Phineas and Ferb-Tones!

311
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,199
Phineas?

312
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,201
Candace? You're the hundredth contestant?

313
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,327
How serendipitous.

314
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,828
This'll be like a brother
and sister thing.

315
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,246
Now, I'm assuming you've heard our single.

316
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,040
I mean, who hasn't, right? It's a big hit.

317
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,626
So here's the words,
but don't worry if you get lost,

318
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:36,793
the lyrics are meaningless anyway.

319
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,545
I'll point when it's your turn.

320
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,257
Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes.

321
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,760
I'm Phineas and this is Ferb,
and we're gonna sing a song.

322
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,595
♪ Bow, chicka, bow-wow ♪

323
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,930
♪ That's what my baby says ♪

324
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:48,931
♪ Mow, mow, mow ♪

325
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,682
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪

326
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,226
♪ Chicka, chicka, choo wah ♪

327
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:53,685
♪ Never gonna stop ♪

328
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,021
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

329
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,232
♪ I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow ♪

330
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,733
♪ That's what my baby says ♪

331
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,859
♪ Mow, mow, mow ♪

332
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,653
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪

333
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,238
♪ Chicka, chicka, choo wah ♪

334
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,280
♪ Never gonna stop ♪

335
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,824
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

336
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,993
♪ I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow ♪

337
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,328
-Candace!
-[music stops]

338
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,996
[cricket chirping]

339
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,082
Wait a minute! What are you doing?

340
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,124
I'm cueing you.

341
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,918
How did you get a hit single?

342
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,002
Well, it wasn't easy.

343
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,129
It took most of the morning
and half a dozen phone calls.

344
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,589
But if you're willing to put in the work--

345
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,550
That's it! I'm gonna tell Mom.

346
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,969
OK. Tell her what?

347
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:29,805
[guy coughing]

348
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,807
Oh, I'm just gonna tell.

349
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,935
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

350
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,771
Mom, Mom, Mom!
Mom, you've got to see this.

351
00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,565
Let me guess, is it unbelieva--

352
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,649
Come on, come on, come on!

353
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:44,027
Hi, I'm Ben Baxter, Huge-O-Records.

354
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:48,907
Why don't you come by my office in an hour
and we can talk about your future.

355
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,075
Future? Cool.

356
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,326
He must be a psychic.

357
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,036
Come on, come on, come on!

358
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,873
See? There they are on stage.

359
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,124
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,

360
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,211
once again, Marty the Rabbit Boy
and his Musical Blender!

361
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,005
[classical music playing]

362
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,715
[whirring]

363
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,842
Hon, we're getting you an eye exam.

364
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:07,968
No! No, wait.

365
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,678
♪ Perry! ♪

366
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,557
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

367
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,142
Ha ha! Everything is ready.

368
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,185
[doorbell rings]

369
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,603
Oh, what is it now?

370
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,062
Oh, are you my new temp?

371
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,564
Well, let me just get you up to speed.

372
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,983
I know it's a bit of a mess.
I'm just putting the finishing touches

373
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,610
on my latest maniacal plan.

374
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,320
You see, in a few minutes,

375
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:30,782
I will unleash an unprecedented
reign of terror

376
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:34,119
upon the entire Tri-State Area.

377
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:37,915
And Perry the Platypus
will never be the wiser.

378
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,126
[gasps]
Perry the Platypus!

379
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,920
You're a temp?

380
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,254
Are times that hard?

381
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,216
Oh, I told Mom I don't need glasses.

382
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,675
What the...

383
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,595
No. No, wait!

384
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,347
[groans]

385
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,976
Ma!

386
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,604
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

387
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,064
Sorry, Perry the Platypus,

388
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,649
but you're too late.

389
00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,532
[people screaming]

390
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,659
Oh, this one's nice.

391
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,160
Mom, come here. You've got to see this.

392
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,245
-But, Candace...
-[alarm sounds]

393
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,288
-I haven't paid for this yet.
-Hey!

394
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,587
Ha ha ha! When it comes to havoc,

395
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,965
nobody wreaks like me.

396
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,259
Whoa! Wait you're not supposed
to touch that.

397
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:31,552
Hey, no fair!

398
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,804
[machine powers down]

399
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,058
[Isabella] Wow, what a great painting.

400
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,726
How did you get permission for that?

401
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,271
Oh, they didn't mind.
The building's scheduled for demolition.

402
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,609
See?

403
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,028
[screams]

404
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,531
Uh, ma'am, you're gonna have to come back
and pay for that.

405
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,283
Yes, of course, officer.

406
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:55,659
[screams]

407
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,661
Hey, weren't you Lindana?

408
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,121
Yes, I was!

409
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,540
I can't believe you recognized me.

410
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,750
Well, I was a huge fan.

411
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,587
-You still have to pay for the jacket.
-I know.

412
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,630
[Doofenshmirtz] Very clever,
Perry the Platypus.

413
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:09,882
I was trying to ignore you,

414
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,717
but you forced my hand.

415
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:14,845
And now...

416
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,931
I shall relax with a nice,
tasty deli platter.

417
00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,309
Oh, ho ho. Where are my manners?

418
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,019
Here you go, Perry the Platypus.

419
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,729
Care for some pepper?

420
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,980
Just say when.

421
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,317
Any time.

422
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,069
[Ben] Boys, let me start by saying
we love your act,

423
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,072
and we want to be in the Phineas
and the Ferb-Tones business.

424
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,241
By the way, aren't you a little young
to be pop stars?

425
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:38,619
No.

426
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:40,787
Well, OK then.

427
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,789
We're prepared to offer you
a very lucrative contract

428
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:46,960
if you'll just sign exclusively with us
for your follow-up single.

429
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,795
Follow-up single?

430
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:51,131
Who do you think we are,
some two-bit hacks

431
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,216
who'll keep writing new songs

432
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,760
just because you pay us
obscene amounts of cash?

433
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,888
Phineas and the Ferb-Tones
are strictly a one-hit wonder.

434
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,848
Good day to you, sir!

435
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,144
Diva tantrum, check.

436
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:07,231
["Gitchee Gitchee Goo" playing]

437
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,191
Elevator music, check.

438
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,776
Ah, who needs them?

439
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,736
We've still got this videotape
of their performance.

440
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,030
We can do live CDs, DVDs, podcasts.

441
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,782
Heck, we can digitally
recreate their images

442
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,033
to make our own sitcom,

443
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,660
The Phineas and Ferb show.

444
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:23,997
We can squeeze 20 years of entertainment
out of this one videotape.

445
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,583
Ah! The giant robot is coming right at us.

446
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,837
Wow, you sure like a lot of pepper.

447
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,588
I'm more of a paprika man, myself.

448
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,549
[coughs]

449
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,926
It will take more than condiments

450
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,053
to foil my brilliant plan.

451
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:42,099
[groaning]

452
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,976
Achoo!

453
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:48,313
The tape!

454
00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:54,111
[screaming]

455
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,155
[screaming]

456
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,282
[boing]

457
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,159
Whew, what an unbelievable stroke of luck.

458
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,160
Ow!

459
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:03,704
I'm OK.

460
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,247
I'm still better than the--

461
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,794
[muffled]
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

462
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:11,795
Oh, there you are, Perry.

463
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,088
[chattering]

464
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:16,216
Come on, guys, we still have
one thing left to do.

465
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,886
And the winner of today's

466
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:22,806
Next Super American
Pop Teen Idol Star is...

467
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,559
Marty the Rabbit Boy
and his Musical Blender!

468
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,186
Oh, give him a hand.

469
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,021
He's going to Hollywood.

470
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,648
Hey, Candace. What's wrong?

471
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,192
I'm better than that guy.

472
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,277
Oh, I should've taken blender lessons.

473
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,029
So, why did you run off earlier?

474
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,197
My brothers!

475
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,781
They always ruin everything.

476
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,242
-Well, you like to sing, right?
-Yeah.

477
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,537
Then you shouldn't let your brothers' fun
ruin your good time.

478
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:48,248
You know, if you get a chance to sing,
you ought to sing.

479
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,334
I gotta go. I'll see you later.

480
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,127
[drums playing]

481
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:53,337
[Phineas] Hey. Candace.

482
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,130
You're still the hundredth contestant.

483
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,715
Want to come up and help us out?

484
00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,843
♪ Bow, chicka, bow-wow ♪

485
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,220
♪ That's what my baby says ♪

486
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,262
♪ Mow, mow, mow ♪

487
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,139
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪

488
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,849
♪ Chicka, chicka, choo wah ♪

489
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,100
♪ Never gonna stop ♪

490
00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,686
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

491
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,730
♪ I said a bow, chicka, bow-wow ♪

492
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,023
♪ That's what my baby says ♪

493
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,233
♪ Mow, mow, mow ♪

494
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,943
♪ And my heart starts pumping ♪

495
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:17,778
♪ Chicka, chicka, choo wah ♪

496
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,029
♪ Never gonna stop ♪

497
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,615
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

498
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:24,660
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

499
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:29,164
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you baby ♪

500
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:30,749
♪ Baby ♪

501
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,292
♪ Baby ♪

502
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:33,752
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪

503
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:36,004
♪ Gitchee gitchee goo
Means that I love you ♪

504
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,006
[cheering]

505
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,633
That was great!

506
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,010
I've been thinking
of my brothers all wrong.

507
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:44,680
They're not a nuisance,
they're my ticket to--

508
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:45,764
Thanks, you've been great!

509
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,641
This is the last time
we're ever gonna sing that song.

510
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,184
We're retiring. Good night!

511
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,900
[man] The mall is now closed
and will re-open at 9 a.m. tomorrow.

512
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,610
Thank you for shopping with us.

513
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,155
♪ She's Lindana ♪

514
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:04,157
♪ I'm Lindana and I wanna have fun... ♪

515
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,160
[announcer] You loved her in the eighties.
Get ready to love her again.

516
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,956
Lindana's mega hit,
"I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun"

517
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,710
has been remixed and retranslated
into your favorite languages:

518
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Portuguese, Dutch, Canadian, Japanese,
Esperanto, Pig Latin, Dog,

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and everyone's favorite...

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Hey, Mom, what you watching?

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Oh, nothing.

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♪ She wants to have fun ♪

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♪ I wanna, wanna have fun, fun, fun! ♪